It's that new-upstairs-neighbour time of year again and I have a baaaad feeling about it. Why (oh why) do young women who would be almost invisible sideways on stompstompstomp about the place and make my whole flat rattle?  And why (etc.) do they play rap with the bass turned up fit to make my head burst?  And when did I get to be such a miserable old git?

I'm not such an old prune tho - I bought a Polaroid i-zone camera and if I ever manage to buy some cheap film for it on ebay I'm gonna send everyone leetle tiny pictures of Frank'n'Eric.  If you want to be included in this fabuloso offer, just drop me a line at the usual address.

No, that doesn't make me look young and funky does it?  It just makes me look weird.  Well.