In want of cash and inspiration, so far I’ve come up with creating a black market in badminton court bookings, selling rat whiskers on eBay and photographing peppercorns ultra-close-up. When it comes to the imagination gene, I've got multiple DNA mutations.
Cashmoney – I wish I didn't have expensive tastes and could make stews out of carrots and mouldy turnips (bleurgh, no I don't).
Inspiration – I need to produce ten black & white photographs on the theme of either 'Rain, mist and fog' or 'Shape, form and texture'. For the former I came up with the idea of raindrops on through a window, but I'm short of a polarising filter, a clean window and some rain. For the latter, peppercorns. Suggestions?