25 December 2002
The bells, the goddamn bells
17 December 2002
Certified
10 December 2002
All this and new words too
26 November 2002
Rabbit
26 November 2002
Films r us
22 November 2002
Oh brother
19 November 2002
Random drivel
13 November, 2002
Don't look a .gif-horse in the mouth
12 November, 2002
Mua-ha-ha
10 November, 2002
'Tis the season to be crabby, tra la la la laah
7 November, 2002
Snoozing, boozing, schmoozing
3 November, 2002
Mmm, the fog on the Tyne
31 October, 2002
Um, 1987? I know I've got it filed somewhere...
25 October, 2002
Whatever? That's, like, so 2001
20 October, 2002
Not in it for the money, honey
17 October, 2002
Here's your membership card, now let me demonstrate the secret handshake...
15 October, 2002
Shove that up yer arse
11 October, 2002
Take that? I'd rather not, if it's all the same to you
9 October, 2002
I shall go to the ball!
7 October, 2002
10 minutes of happiness? That'll be £2.69 please
6 October, 2002
I needed to write this, I'm not sure if I need you to read it
3 October, 2002
Laughing at others' misfortune, ranting and generally talking too much